does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme
the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because
yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”
oops i guess thats all of you
didnt you use the internet to create this website…?
breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!
are you even..?
yeah people that try to make friends are goths
"i wish people would crush on me"
you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.
My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.
Your URL just makes this 10,000x better
straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.
bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely
pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules
polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics
asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy